QUICK RUN TO CLASS

HE's COMING TO GIVE YOU AN AWKWARD MASSAGE!!!

inspired by 's suggestion to make them... i mentioned this a while back... his design and creation was inspired by a teacher at our school... or should i say his mustache... or should i say the way we would imitate it by taking our fingers and limply wiggling them above our lips... kinda like zoidberge...

before get things going, i jsut wanna say that he looks NOTHING like this... this is not a testament to him, i do NOT make fun of people im not really familiar with... aside from being kinda awkward, i really dont see much reason to pick on him, so i wont mention his full name

GROWTY(grow-TEE)-poison/normal-BAFFLE-physical attacks hold a 10% chance of inflicting confusion on the opponent

his name comes from "grow" "goatee" and "GRODY"... his design is the more literal image of the mimic-fave that we do... just for the lulz

"it scurries around on it's 6 locks of mutated hair . this trait is a bizarre quirk of nature since it move on it's own with no particular bones or muscles. it is thought to somehow be connected with PROBOPASS"

---[EVOLVES: lv. 22]---

RYSTASH-poison/normal-BAFFLE-physical attacks hold a 10% chance of inflicting confusion on the opponent

his name is a simple combo of his name, and mustache, but again i will not say his name... his design is a further mutation, suspending it's nubby armless body on it's six "legs" of hair... it can kick, and walk on them, but it preferes to use it's tentables

"It is very proud of it's hair, and will groom it vigorously after doing anything. it however secretes a sticky substance throughout it's fur that helps strengthen it, but is also poisonous to most others."

---[EVOLVES: must inflict poison status on one of each pokemon type (dual types cause this to go quicker)]---

FONDELEVE-poison/dark-BAFFLE-physical attacks hold a 10% chance of inflicting confusion on the opponent

ok... now if any of them are a joke it's this one... the teacher has this habit of being very friendly, often rubbing your shoulders when he comes up to talk to you... its very awkward... especially when you dont know him, haha... but his nose and the spotso n it are supposed to look like a skull (it has a mouth, but it's under the nose) and the fur has morphed again into arms that are very large and good for his namesake... you see, his name is a portmanteau of the word FONDLE, and the french word for student "eleve".... he doesnt touch them sexually or anything, he just awkwardly massages them, haha!

"upon evolving it's mind became somewhat twisted. it can now use its poisonous secretion for more than just protection. He can spit it, or harden it and launch it from his hair which can also cause a delirious state upon touch."

so um... i had fun designing them, and the students i shared them with shared a fair amount of "ROFL MAO's" with me as well... so...

GROWTY, RYSTASH, and FONDELEVE are © to ME!